Diarra becomes more of an idiot with every word he says

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The story of Lassana Diarra is extremely familiar. Disillusioned at Chelsea, he joined Arsenal in August (still only nine months ago), before complaining about his lack of opportunities and moving to Portsmouth in January. Within days, he was declaring the south coast club as nothing more than a stepping stone, a wonderful way to endear yourself to the fans.

His lack of bottle is plain to see. Rather than knuckle down and fight for his place like Flamini did, earning him a big money move to Milan which it is hard to criticise him for, he is trying to justify his move to a club only playing in Europe for the first time next season.

Wenger commented on the circumstances around Diarra’s departure recently:

“I came to the conclusion that Diarra could not cope with the fact that he was behind the other players here in midfield. I bought Diarra in the summer because I thought Flamini might leave at the end of the season and if he was able to be patient, he would get his chance.”

“It turned out he wasn’t capable of that. With Euro 2008 in mind, he panicked.”

“I did explain when he joined that he might have to be patient, and he acknowledged it, but he couldn’t cope with the situation, and also did not want to go on loan anywhere either.”

You can sense the frustration in these words, knowledge that Diarra had the ability but not the attitude to succeed. And Wenger’s words mirror exactly what the rest of us think of the midfielder, with his complete lack of understanding of the competition found at top clubs.

Diarra has now responded, and quite frankly, emphasised his mental, er, deficiencies:

“Do you really think I would leave a side like Chelsea to join Arsenal if certain promises were not made? I did not panic but wanted to play as promised.”

“Portsmouth winning the FA Cup has more than justified my decision to make the move from Arsenal back in January.”

Firstly, there is absolutely no way that Wenger would’ve promised Diarra regular games. He may have promised that he’d be involved with the first team (as he did with Bendtner), and he followed through with that. Don’t forget that Diarra played thirteen games before he left, only four months after joining.

If a player has bottle, they take their absence from the team as an incentive, and strive to prove the manager wrong. Diarra does not have that kind of attitude, preferring instead to only join a club that promises him a place every week. Let’s be straight about this - at a big club no player is afforded that luxury. If you do not perform, you’re out.

And Portsmouth’s FA Cup justified the decision? Enjoy the UEFA Cup, Lassana, before your club drifts back into mid table obscurity. Of course, you’ll probably have left by then.

But a measure of Diarra’s self-importance is gathered from his dig at Wenger over Flamini’s departure:

“Perhaps to lose one French international midfielder may be regarded as misfortune. To lose two looks like carelessness.”

What a plank. He was signed precisely because Flamini was liable to leave, and had he shown patience, he would now be stepping into the breach. But the suggestion that Wenger has thrown away two top players shows an over inflated ego of a man who has achieved precisely nothing yet, and is at risk of remaining underneath that glass ceiling. What top club wants his attitude?

Idiot.

We don’t want Fenerbahce, and Bentley is a weasel

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Afternoon.

It is the day after the day after the night that was, and there is still a wonderful feeling of achievement around, after the vanquishing of the European champions AC Milan on Tuesday night. Instead of reflecting on what might have been, we are now looking forward with determination, first to Wigan this weekend, and then on to the Champions League quarter finals.

So far, Arsenal, United, Chelsea, Barcelona, Schalke, Fenerbahce and Roma have qualified. Liverpool will most likely join them, leaving the Premiership with four representatives, and no other league with more than one.

And it is a strong lineup. Schalke and Fenerbahce are the obvious weak links, so Chelsea will undoubtedly draw one of them, but are they really who we want anyway?

Two seasons ago we performed heroically against Real Madrid and Juventus, before scratching past Villareal and raising our game again against Barcelona in the final. Last season, the modest PSV, who Spurs will likely beat tonight, knocked us out before being exposed by Liverpool in the next round.

And this season, we supposedly got the hard draw in Milan, before dispatching them with a ruthless and fantastic performance on Tuesday night. Meanwhile, Sevilla, our group winners, crashed out to Fenerbahce despite being strong favourites.

The Champions League is an unpredictable beast, and it seems Arsenal play to their best whenever the match requires it, especially against the top opposition. There is something about an illustrious opponent that you have yet to defeat that makes you raise your game to unprecedented levels. On the flip side, a stubborn but inferior opponent can force you out of your stride and unexpectedly send you packing.

So for me, Fenerbahce and Schalke aren’t necessarily the dream draws. Of course we’ll be favourites if we get one of them, but to me it is more important to avoid another of the Premiership sides. All three potential opponents from our domestic league would be difficult in Europe, even Liverpool with their stuttering domestic play. Give me a choice between Barcelona and a Premiership side, and I’d take the Spaniards.

With all four English representatives likely to be present in the quarter finals, them being kept apart is unlikely. Let’s hope we avoid the inevitable combination.

Schalke won’t win it. Fenerbahce won’t win it. Roma aren’t really good enough either, so Barcelona are now probably the only side capable of stopping a Premiership side lifting the trophy. When you consider that we are top of that particular league, you can see just why we are a true contender.

Give us Barca, I say.

Meanwhile, David ‘odious’ Bentley has decided to pitch into the club he claims to have left behind, by suggesting that Theo Walcott might have to leave Arsenal to save his career:

“If he is not getting the minutes at Arsenal, he’s going to have to look elsewhere.”

“Your career doesn’t start and end at Arsenal. It can flourish somewhere else.”

He’s right, it can. But on the other hand, if you want to be part of something special, you won’t run from the big club because you can’t face the competition, you’ll stay and become the integral part of a magical puzzle that the manager wants you to be.

Walcott is 18. He is in the best club in the world for promoting youngsters. Sure, he could shine at a lesser club, but how will he be a better player than if he sticks it out at Arsenal and waits for his moment? Anyone who has watched him recently can tell you that it is coming.

And it could’ve done for Bentley too, if he’d grown up and had the patience to wait for Pires and Ljungberg to step aside. He wasn’t in their class, and he still isn’t. Walcott, on the other hand, has a massive future at a massive club. Bentley has a future in midtable, which he unconsciously acknowledges:

“You want to play football for a start and you want to make money as well.”

Ah yes, money. No mention of trophies, achievements or team accolades, which the top players strive for. No, he wants regular football and money. You’re not missed, Bentley, don’t worry about that.

The fallout continues - Taylor dignified, but there are idiots among us

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That was the weekend that was.

The media reporting of the Eduardo incident was painfully predictable, but that didn’t make it any less disappointing. Rather than address the issue of dangerous tackles in the sport, and the widely held belief that a three match ‘catch all’ ban is unwise, they chose to focus on Wenger’s comments, those very same comments that he retracted once he got out of the heat of the moment situation.

Now, Wenger’s words went too far, and he’s admitted as much. Perhaps too late for some of the Sunday tabloids, but why are we still reading about them in the Monday papers? He’s retracted them, folks. Move on.

And with that, so will I, back to where the focus of the stories should be - the challenge itself.

Martin Taylor, to his immense credit, has acted impeccably since the challenge. While the tackle (if you can even call it that) was appalling and probably intended to let Eduardo know he was there, there is no doubt that he was as shocked as anyone at the damage he caused, perhaps more so as the perpetrator. He didn’t contest the red card, hasn’t since, walked off the field looking as shellshocked as any of the Arsenal players, and has since chosen to visit Eduardo in person rather than embarking on a PR mission through the press. He’s earned respect for the dignified and correct way he’s conducted himself since Saturday lunchtime. It seems he really isn’t ‘that sort of player’.

But no matter what the retrospective regret, the three match ban is still laughable. I realise that they are the rules, but the rules are ridiculous and need changing.

On top of Taylor’s sincerity, there is one more piece of good news, and that is the determination of the injured party to return, whenever that may be.

“I am unsure at the moment of the extent of the injury and how long I will be out of action for, but I know that I won’t be able to play for Arsenal for the rest of the season or be ready in time for the Euros this summer.”

“But I’m not worried about that. My concentration and determination is on making as quick a recovery as possible. I am determined to overcome this injury.”

His comments show the right sense of perspective - he must be gutted to miss the run in of his first Premiership season, and an international tournament where he could’ve shined, but instead of dwelling on that he’s focusing on just getting back. And it’s nice to see fans of all clubs wishing for the same thing.

Unfortunately, while these incidents can bring out the best in some, they bring out the worst in others. The media are always overblown, but they’re paid to be sensationalist so I guess we get used to it, but Stephen Kelly has lost every ounce of credibility with his delusional defence of the tackle:

“I don’t think you can send a player off for that. Tiny has committed himself. He has gone in with one foot, slid along the ground.”

I agree that he went in with one foot, but the other two statements are complete nonsense. You can, and should, send a player off for that, because such tackles have been outlawed precisely for the reason we saw on Saturday. And you’ve all seen the pictures, I’ve posted them already and don’t feel like doing it again, but if you can claim Taylor slid along the ground then you’re as much of a fool as Kelly.

I can sympathise with tackles when the defender slides in, and the foot bounces up off the turf into an opponents shin. Those are tackles performed correctly but ending unfortunately. But Taylor’s leg was coming down on to Eduardo’s shin. The ground didn’t enter into it.

It is a shame that idiots like Stephen Kelly can detract from the impressive way that Taylor has conducted himself. You won’t hear him complain about his red card or ban, and I also suspect that if his suspension was extended the only bleating you’d hear would come from his teammates. I didn’t expect to be crediting him so highly, only two days after the challenge, but am pleasantly surprised.

If only his teammates had the same class. And don’t get me started on Garth Crooks.

Eboue is a disgrace but his red card was long overdue

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Man Utd 4 (Rooney 15, Fletcher 19, 74, Nani 38) Arsenal 0

For the second time in a few short weeks, Arsenal have been humiliated and dumped out of a domestic competition. There were many (myself included) who thought that the 5-1 defeat at White Hart Lane would prove to be the low point of the season, but at least that day the team seemed to care. At least that day it was largely fringe players having a shocker. At least that day we didn’t have players only showing passion in petulance.

Yesterday was an absolute disaster, from start to finish. The first ten minutes were dull, as both sides started cautiously, but then United seemed to realise that they were quicker to every ball, and stepped up a gear. Rooney headed in the first when Hoyte should’ve done far better, and then Gallas and Cesc were particularly culpable in Fletcher adding number two. At that point, it was already game over.

With Cesc, Hleb, Gallas, Toure on the field, and finishing in the class of Eduardo available, this team is more than capable of coming back from two down, even at Old Trafford. But I defy you to find a Gooner who thought the match wasn’t over after twenty minutes. The reason was simple - there was a complete lack of fight from front to back. Players were ducking out of challenges, not using their body to turn the onrushing defenders and find themselves in the space behind them, and when they did get an inch, they passed to the opposition, without bothering to chase it down afterwards.

Only one man is exempt from that particular criticism, and that’s Jens Lehmann, who was professional, alert and frankly, kept the score from being doubled. But even his copybook is blotted by his abysmal distribution.

On the other end of the scale is a man who not many of us would miss if Wenger decided to get rid of him right now. With Nani scoring the third before half time, the second half was all about pride and fight, but Eboue took the situation and made it ten times worse, when he approached an aerial battle with Evra by lifting his leg and slamming his studs into Evra’s thigh, who was taken out in mid air. Eboue was rightly sent off.

There were so many things to be angry about in that instant. Only a few minutes had passed in the second half, and we were trying to avoid a pasting and show United they couldn’t roll over us. He ruined that. There was the passing thought that an early second half goal might give them the jitters. He killed the tie stone dead. And worst, he picked a time when we have the longest injury list I can remember in years, a time when Clichy, Sagna, Diaby and Rosicky are all absent from our flanks, and earned himself a pointless three match ban. In truth, the tie was gone, but his irresponsible actions reduces Wenger’s options yet further in a busy and vital period of the season.

But you can’t say we weren’t warned. His histrionics have been infuriating since he arrived on the scene, and while there was no diving yesterday, that was probably because he wasn’t even in the game until he forced himself out of it. At Liverpool last season he was a disgrace, he alternates between putting in dangerous tackles and making out that the innocuous tackles of others are far worse than they are. It is a miracle it has taken him into his fourth season here to get his marching orders.

But let’s assess him overall - he can be skilful and clever, but most of the squad can be described that way, and at the end of the day he is now a midfielder who offers absolutely no goal threat. His best asset is his crossing, but even that has been woeful this season. Add to that less than spectacular CV his disgraceful attitude, and I simply cannot believe that he doesn’t make some of his more professional teammates want to throttle him.

Back to the game, and Fletcher’s second goal in the second half gave the final score a more realistic look. It was every bit the hammering that the scoreline suggests, with us not managing to make van der Sar make a save in the entire match.

It is hard to take positives, even though the FA Cup was clearly down the list of priorities. A defeat was almost expected with the squad so patched together, but no-one expected this. Alan Hansen was, for once, right at half time - it really did look like there was only team who cared about the result.

Injuries or no injuries, low priority or not, that simply isn’t acceptable. Mistakes are forgivable. A lack of effort isn’t.

At Spurs, we were humiliated, but bounced back with a sequence of wins that has seen the team achieve a five point lead at the top of the league. The best, and only answer to this performance is to bounce back again.

Give it your all against Milan, boys. And Wenger, please don’t play that idiot on the right flank.

Why do the Mail keep linking Arsenal with 36 year olds + round up

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Transfer talk never stops in the papers, where journalists seem to pick a random name from one basket and a random club from another, making a headline with a fanciful price tag to boot. But over the last couple of days it has gone past amusing to just plain ridiculous.

Yesterday Arsenal ‘were linked’ (which is paper talk for any transfer story that doesn’t involve quotes, facts or any basis in reality) with Egyptian keeper Essam El Hadary. While the African Cup of Nations showed us that he’s quite a talent, he is also 36 years old, roughly twice the age of Wenger’s typical signings. To make matters more insane, the Mail actually claim that Arsenal ‘will be offering 15m’.

All this led to the quote of the day, from his club director Adil Al-Qaeyi, who said:

“If such a bid is tabled, we will surely consider it.”

I bet you would. 15m for a 36 year old? What have these ‘journalists’ been smoking?

I thought it was a one off. But today, the Mail (yes, them again) claimed that we’ll be signing Lilliam Thuram in the summer, purely because he and Arsene Wenger have a good relationship. How old is Thuram? You’ve guessed it, 36.

The way I see it, journalists have a few options. They can:

a) Try to be factual, and write for the Guardian

b) Talk complete nonsense, and work for the Sun or the Mirror

c) Talk complete nonsense, but pretend to be respectable by working for the Telegraph, or

d) Shout about Johnny Foreigner and work for the Mail.

But I actually thought those who made up the ridiculous transfer rumours involving ‘a friend’ or ’a source close to the club’ considered that they’ve have to be at least partly realistic, so that the dumbest of fans would be taken in. I don’t even think a six year old would believe this tripe.

In other news, Barcelona want Wenger. Yeah, well, I want a big house in Barbados. We can all dream.

Finally, Cesc is negotiating a new contract. In more shoddy reporting, most media outlets are claiming that he will be extending his stay, even though the quotes just suggest he’s getting a pay rise.

Honestly, how do journalists get away with being so appalling?

The Mail gets into a tangle ahead of the Carling Cup

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We all know journalists are specialists at taking a quote and then creating a story out of it, generally missing the whole point (perhaps deliberately). But sometimes, the contradictions are just too blatant. Check out the Mail’s preview of the Arsenal-Spurs tie:

The bad news for the Tottenham skipper is that Arsene Wenger is set to abandon his policy of fielding his reserves and play a near full-strength team in tonight’s Carling Cup semi-final second leg at White Hart Lane.

Really? That would be against everything Wenger’s said, so I wonder if they’ve got any quotes to back that up? Scroll down a little, and you find Wenger’s comments:

“I will rotate the squad which means those that didn’t play on Saturday will play at Tottenham. I will put the younger players out and have experienced ones on the bench because the squad has been reduced. On the bench you might find a high number of Premier League players.”

So not a ‘near full-strength team’ at all, then. Glad we’ve cleared that up.

Diarra’s interview shows exactly why we don’t need him

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After four months of complaints, Diarra has moved to his third club of the season, joining Portsmouth for a fee believed to be between 5m and 5.5m. Harry Redknapp is understandably delighted to have him, especially as they’re so short of players during the African Nations Cup, but Diarra’s interview with L’Equipe makes his attitude perfectly clear, the kind of attitude that has me glad to see the back of him.

“My choice could shock and surprise people, I am conscious of that. It isn’t Arsenal, it isn’t Chelsea. But I know the Portsmouth manager, I know he is going to play me.”

Reading between the lines, he is abandoning playing for a big club in order to be guaranteed regular starts. He isn’t willing to fight for his place, which isn’t a great distance off (he was Flamini’s understudy, after all), and would rather be given the nod without having to earn it. Big fish, small pond, and all that.

Demonstrating the point even more, he continues:

 ”I read that the club [Arsenal] wanted to keep me. But when you want to keep someone, you do it by playing them. This hasn’t been the case.”

What? If Diarra honestly believes that’s how it works at big clubs, he will never ever make it. He has it all the wrong way around - at a big club you are not enticed to stay by being put out on the field on a regular basis, you entice the manager to keep you by impressing whenever you do get a chance and forcing your way in, exactly as Flamini did.

He seems to want the world handed to him on a plate and that attitude simply isn’t going to get him very far. He’s an excellent player, and I’m sure he’ll do well at Portsmouth, but the top managers aren’t stupid, and will be taking note of this ‘gimme, gimme, gimme’ attitude.

Having alienated both Chelsea and Arsenal, he now has to convince the Pompey fans he’s where he wants to be, which is a tough ask given that he quite clearly isn’t:

“The people at Portsmouth know I will not spend my life at this club. If I shine, if a really big club wants me, I know already that everything will go well.”

“Portsmouth are a respectable club.”

Respectable? Respectable?? Wow, what a compliment to pay your new employers. He’s at his third club since August and already he’s talking about moving on. Classy.

Diarra wants to play at the top, but doesn’t have the fight to put up with the competition for places. Unless he changed his attitude, he was never going to make it at Arsenal. The grass is not greener, Lassana.

So good riddance, frankly.

Ferguson, Giggs, Stapleton all wrong - Ronaldo still dives

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3rd December 2007, Alex Ferguson says of Cristiano Ronaldo, after he failed to win a penalty:

“The penalty kick incident is a result of perceived idea of the referee that Ronaldo dives”

3rd December 2007, Ryan Giggs then chips in:

“I think he is paying for his reputation. He did have a reputation (for diving) when he first came over here but that has gone now.”

4th December 2007, Frank Stapleton compliments Ronaldo on his honesty:

“It’s a pity because I think Ronaldo has taken diving out of his game now.”

8th December 2007, Man Utd are 3-1 up on Derby and cruising. Flick to three minutes in. I’ll let you judge for yourself.

In other news, Roy Keane sent Alf Inge Haaland a Christmas card this year, Blackburn are top of the fair play list, Rafa Benitez knows his best team, and John Terry is voted the face of the ‘respect the referee’ campaign.

PFA and Platini sound the broken record

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It’s a déjà vu feeling this morning as Arsenal once again come under fire for the lack of Englishmen in the squad, their transfer policy, and being entirely to blame for England failing to qualify for Euro 2008.

The major talking point is the PFA’s new report, the ridiculously titled ‘Meltdown’, in which the reasons for England’s failures are made clear. And most of the papers have picked up on the talk of a lack of Englishmen in the Premiership, and launched an attack on Arsenal. But when you read a little closer, it becomes apparent that Arsenal are not guilty of the charges laid out in the report:

“The bottom line is a very simple one. Older, ready-made foreign players are blocking young English players’ path into the Premier League.”

“We are not objecting to clubs bringing in young foreign players to their academies, because at least there is a level playing field there for young English players.”

Earlier in the week I explained how long young players have to wait before they become regulars for Arsenal. In the meantime, they are usually placed into the academy and youth setup, to learn their trade. Importantly, this is alongside the English players, of which there are plenty (the PFA point out that only 13 of 57 academy players at Arsenal in recent years have been foreigners).

Once in the youth setup, everyone has the same chance to graduate, and only the very best will. Is it Arsenal’s fault that the best ones happen not to be English? Or perhaps, is it because those English players of 14, before they reach the Arsenal setup, are far inferior technically and mentally to their foreign counterparts?

Arsenal rarely buy ready made foreigners, in fact they do this far less than Chelsea, Man City, Portsmouth, Liverpool and a whole host of other clubs not being accused by today’s tabloids. They buy young, nurture, and let the natural selection of talent occur. If Fabregas is better than Sidwell after a few years in the youth system, then which one will break into the first team and which one will be allowed to leave?

The PFA are trying to encourage youth development, by saying ‘we don’t mind if you bring foreigners in to your academies to join the English there, as long as you focus on your youth development to give all these players the best possible chance of reaching their potential’. What club does that better than Arsenal? The laboured point that the team often contains no Englishmen conveniently ignores the fact the players such as Cole, Sidwell, Bentley, Muamba, Harper and more came through the Arsenal setup and have made names for themselves in the Premiership. Cole and Bentley have even represented England, the others have simply not been good enough.

The PFA then makes a suggestion which doesn’t appear to help the English at all:

“Uefa have a rule that eight players in the 25-man squad for European club competitions must be home-grown.”

“We would like to extend that so at least three or four in the team, irrespective of nationality, have come through the club’s development programme.”

I can see what they’re trying to do here. By making clubs focus on players in their academy, even though they allow foreigners there, they are hoping that that the good English players will also receive more attention and perhaps become part of these three of four home grown players.

But Arsenal already do this. ‘Home-grown’ counts any player that has spent three years at the club between the ages of 15 and 21, so includes Fabregas, Clichy, Djourou, Bendtner, and Traore, as well as the English contingent of Randall, Connolly, Gilbert, and of course Walcott and Hoyte. This ruling will change nothing, except for altering the bench, as explained by Wenger:

“I was at the centre of an experience [in France] where we had to play three players in the squad who were under 21. You know what these people became? Professional bench players.”

“Every week they sat next to the manager, not only did more French players not play but they did not even play in the reserves or practice enough”

Quite.

Wenger has tried the English approach before, spending vast sums on Francis Jeffers, Richard Wright and more, but these players turned out not to be good enough. Look at the English players who came through the Arsenal setup - with the exception of Ashley Cole, who left through no fault of Arsenal’s, the likes of Sidwell, Harper and Bentley wouldn’t get in this Arsenal team. And if there was an Englishman out there who could, can you imagine how much they’d cost?

The fact is that the top English players are priced at a level only affordable by United and Chelsea in recent years. Only now, through foreign ownership, are other clubs able to splash the cash so freely. Arsenal, still under English rule (a point always ignored by the xenophobic press), have always had a policy of not spending beyond their means. The English equivalents of their team are wildly priced, if they even exist (which, comparing England to Arsenal, I suggest they don’t). Even Walcott, for all his talent, would’ve been cheaper if he had held a Spanish passport. It is a point endorsed by Gianluca Vialli:

“The sheer price of English players is the main turn-off. Shaun Wright-Phillips is worth £20 million because he’s English. If he were Portuguese, he’d cost a quarter of that.”

This is seen not only in the Premiership, but abroad. Not only do English managers refuse to spend ridiculous sums on these players, but how many Englishmen move abroad? Compare that to Spain, whose league rivals the Premiership, yet exports plenty of players to our shores. Could it be possible that the whole world sees our players lacking in value for money?

If buying English players is too expensive, only one realistic option remains - producing the players yourself. In 1998, Arsenal’s new academy opened, overseen by Arsene Wenger, and entrusted with the responsibility of training players the Arsenal way. And that includes English players, such as Henri Lansbury, who joined the club a year later, at the age of nine. Now seventeen, he is an England youth international and has now appeared for the Arsenal first team. The trouble in football is the lack of patience afforded by fans and the media - Lansbury has been with the club for eight years, listening to how Arsenal don’t give a chance to English players, and probably itching for his opportunity to prove the doubters wrong. And he isn’t alone - with a decent representation of Arsenal in young England sides, it will be a justification of every Wenger policy when they begin to step up and shine in a few years time. England players playing like Arsenal? And some have the temerity to suggest that Wenger is harming the English game?

While some of the PFA’s findings are based in reality, Michel Platini’s are anything but. He made a fresh attack on Wenger yesterday, and it was one of his more bizarre claims:

“Wenger is a friend but I don’t like his system to acquire young players.

“He never develops someone himself, he only buys the talents. That’s the wrong way.”

Really? Sixteen year old don’t come fully developed - Wenger signs young talent and develops them, guiding their career. Most players that have ever played for him dedicate their achievements to him. So quite how Platini makes the claim that Wenger ‘doesn’t develop players’ is beyond me. There are plenty of other clubs in the Premiership buying a team full of foreign players at their peak. To me, a criticism of those clubs would be more appropriate, but that wouldn’t match the flavour of the month, now would it?

With friends like Platini, who need enemies?

The intention of all of this is to find a way to revitalise the England football team, which is fair enough. So here’s a few pertinent facts.

There are 191 English players in the first team squads of the twenty Premiership clubs. An England teams fields eleven of these, or sometimes last season, nine, when Beckham and Hargreaves flew in from America and Germany respectively. There are plenty of players around, getting opportunities. The problem is simple - they are not good enough.

If the press truly believed that we haven’t been producing decent English players over the last decade, they wouldn’t have been going on about a ‘golden generation’. The fact that they’ve repeated this term ad nauseum until this year’s ultimate failure, suggests that we have in fact been producing a set of excellent footballers, and perhaps the talent in the country is there.

That the team has failed has been due to a number of factors. An inept coach certainly didn’t help, as these players were more than capable of qualifying for the tournament. But it was the style of play that was the giveaway - as Wenger has said repeatedly, the standard of football schooling in this country is atrocious, giving every other nation a massive headstart that it is rare to claw back after the age of sixteen. If you wish to compete on the world stage, you have to understand ball retention at any early age, and have more subtlety to your play that simply lumping the ball as far forward as possible.

The national footballing centre at Burton was supposed to solve this, based on the French talent factory of Clairefontaine, but was scrapped due to the spiralling costs of Wembley. This project must be relaunched.

The solution is not to mandate quotas, not to join the blame culture and insist that it is all the fault of Johnny Foreigner. The top players benefit from playing with others with comparable talent, and by the very definition of these players as the best we have, their teammates, if English, cannot be as good. Bringing excellent talent in from abroad will force everyone to raise their game.

And for the purposes of the England football team, it is only the top talent that we care about. How does it matter if the number of Englishmen in the Premiership has dropped from 400 to 200 if we only require the best eleven?

Raymond Domenech and the art of comeuppance

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I doubt you’ll find an Arsenal fan who has much of a liking for the French coach, Raymond Domenech, who appears to put irritating Arsene Wenger above looking after his players in his list of priorities.

Whenever one of our players is injured, you can be absolutely sure that they’ll play the full ninety minutes in France’s next meaningless friendly in Guadeloupe, just to make sure they’re crocked for at least two months. And then he’ll shrug in that annoying way of his, as if to say ‘not my problem, why do I care?’.

So it is highly amusing to hear him complaining about the injustice of the Euro 2008 seeding system, which sees France amongst the bottom group. The system is based on qualifying for the last two tournaments, and not the finals themselves, so France’s run to the World Cup final does not count. Instead, their two unimpressive qualifying campaigns form the seedings.

And with Austria and Switzerland, as hosts, and Greece, as holders, claiming three of the top four spots, some of the bigger nations find themselves right down the list, with France facing the potential of a group containing Germany, Italy and Holland.

It seems so unfair, so I genuinely do feel sorry for Domenech.

Oh no, hang on, I don’t. My mistake.

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