Why do the Mail keep linking Arsenal with 36 year olds + round up

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Transfer talk never stops in the papers, where journalists seem to pick a random name from one basket and a random club from another, making a headline with a fanciful price tag to boot. But over the last couple of days it has gone past amusing to just plain ridiculous.

Yesterday Arsenal ‘were linked’ (which is paper talk for any transfer story that doesn’t involve quotes, facts or any basis in reality) with Egyptian keeper Essam El Hadary. While the African Cup of Nations showed us that he’s quite a talent, he is also 36 years old, roughly twice the age of Wenger’s typical signings. To make matters more insane, the Mail actually claim that Arsenal ‘will be offering 15m’.

All this led to the quote of the day, from his club director Adil Al-Qaeyi, who said:

“If such a bid is tabled, we will surely consider it.”

I bet you would. 15m for a 36 year old? What have these ‘journalists’ been smoking?

I thought it was a one off. But today, the Mail (yes, them again) claimed that we’ll be signing Lilliam Thuram in the summer, purely because he and Arsene Wenger have a good relationship. How old is Thuram? You’ve guessed it, 36.

The way I see it, journalists have a few options. They can:

a) Try to be factual, and write for the Guardian

b) Talk complete nonsense, and work for the Sun or the Mirror

c) Talk complete nonsense, but pretend to be respectable by working for the Telegraph, or

d) Shout about Johnny Foreigner and work for the Mail.

But I actually thought those who made up the ridiculous transfer rumours involving ‘a friend’ or ’a source close to the club’ considered that they’ve have to be at least partly realistic, so that the dumbest of fans would be taken in. I don’t even think a six year old would believe this tripe.

In other news, Barcelona want Wenger. Yeah, well, I want a big house in Barbados. We can all dream.

Finally, Cesc is negotiating a new contract. In more shoddy reporting, most media outlets are claiming that he will be extending his stay, even though the quotes just suggest he’s getting a pay rise.

Honestly, how do journalists get away with being so appalling?

Sky+ played tricks with me on Tuesday night

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Having been out on Tuesday night, I completely missed the Carling Cup semi final embarrassment against Spurs, and as such had to Sky+ the entire match and watch it on Wednesday when I got back. Thanks to some luck, and instructing people that I wanted to avoid the score will all my might, I managed to get home without having an inkling about the outcome.

Sitting down to watch the game on Wednesday afternoon, I couldn’t help but be struck by something. The programme was supposed to start at 7.30, and end at 10.15, but the recording was 192 minutes long, more than three hours and would’ve therefore ended at around 10.40. With kick off at 8pm this told me one very simple fact - the tie had gone to extra time.

At first, I was disappointed to have noticed this - I hate knowing what’ll happen before it does, but as Spurs took the lead, I relaxed, knowing that a comeback was imminent. When Spurs scored a second, I allowed myself a little smile. You see, knowing that the tie would go to extra time put a whole different spin on that second goal - it meant that by the time we would come back and force the extra half hour, we’d be leading on away goals. Perversely, the second Spurs goal was good news.

Early in the second half, Spurs got a third, and I experienced a slight flicker of doubt - what if I’d worked it out wrongly? What if Sky had messed up the recording? When the fourth went in, I began to seriously worry - the recording time made me believe a comeback was on, but this was becoming more and more unlikely by the minute. Adebayor’s goal made me relax a touch, and even wonder if this would be a famous comeback, but as the minutes ran on I came to the horrible realisation that my sense of security was indeed false. There was to be no miracle.

So Sky taped about half an hour of the subsequent programme, and I sat there cursing a hammering that I hadn’t even been able to digest at the time, so convinced was I that a famous recovery was on the cards. Until the last five minutes, I remained convinced that the tie was not over.

Thanks for that, Sky. You swines.

The Mail gets into a tangle ahead of the Carling Cup

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We all know journalists are specialists at taking a quote and then creating a story out of it, generally missing the whole point (perhaps deliberately). But sometimes, the contradictions are just too blatant. Check out the Mail’s preview of the Arsenal-Spurs tie:

The bad news for the Tottenham skipper is that Arsene Wenger is set to abandon his policy of fielding his reserves and play a near full-strength team in tonight’s Carling Cup semi-final second leg at White Hart Lane.

Really? That would be against everything Wenger’s said, so I wonder if they’ve got any quotes to back that up? Scroll down a little, and you find Wenger’s comments:

“I will rotate the squad which means those that didn’t play on Saturday will play at Tottenham. I will put the younger players out and have experienced ones on the bench because the squad has been reduced. On the bench you might find a high number of Premier League players.”

So not a ‘near full-strength team’ at all, then. Glad we’ve cleared that up.

Is it just me that thinks Hicks and Gillett have got a point?

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Liverpool’s fans are on the warpath again, and their anger is directed firmly towards the club’s owners, Tom Hicks and George Gillett, while their support for Rafa Benitez remains firm.

Can I just ask one simple question - why?

Yes, Benitez has won the Champions League, and yes, he clearly understands cup competitions, of the European variety particularly. But he doesn’t understand the Premiership, and he’s in his fifth season in England now. Liverpool are not progressing, in fact they are back to where they began under him - hoping for European success to distract them from a battle with Everton for fourth place.

Financially, he has been well backed - although his sales raised some money in the summer, he splashed out an absolute fortune on new players, notably Torres (costing more than twice as much as anyone in Arsenal’s squad). Following that, he then claims he isn’t being backed in the market. Really?

He made a similar complaint last season, after he’d seen his young side demolished 6-3 in the Carling Cup, by none other than our kids, coming out after the game saying that he couldn’t spend the couple of million it took to sign those young players. There was no irony in his voice, despite the fact that only months earlier he had spent 14m on Craig Bellamy and Jermaine Pennant, while Kuyt took that summer’s spending over 20m on average players.

Liverpool are not going to be Premiership challengers under Benitez - he has revamped the squad and got precisely nowhere. This is not a team in transition - they haven’t won the league in eighteen years and have barely ever come close. There are no peaks and troughs, and it is only his cup record saving him.

But they are out of the Carling Cup, they scraped through the Champions League, and are miles off the pace in the league. If Inter Milan bring their Serie A form to Anfield their European adventure won’t last much longer either.

And then what?

And a note to Steve Gerrard - you can’t blame your team’s poor performances on the board room unrest. You’ve been consistently dropping points all season, winning just four of eleven home games. This isn’t a new occurrence. Arsenal, Chelsea and United have all gone to Anfield and come away with a result.

The longer the fans step back and back Benitez, the longer this will go on. He has spent a fortune, and only brought European success. Admirable though that is, it is all they will get.

Diarra’s interview shows exactly why we don’t need him

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After four months of complaints, Diarra has moved to his third club of the season, joining Portsmouth for a fee believed to be between 5m and 5.5m. Harry Redknapp is understandably delighted to have him, especially as they’re so short of players during the African Nations Cup, but Diarra’s interview with L’Equipe makes his attitude perfectly clear, the kind of attitude that has me glad to see the back of him.

“My choice could shock and surprise people, I am conscious of that. It isn’t Arsenal, it isn’t Chelsea. But I know the Portsmouth manager, I know he is going to play me.”

Reading between the lines, he is abandoning playing for a big club in order to be guaranteed regular starts. He isn’t willing to fight for his place, which isn’t a great distance off (he was Flamini’s understudy, after all), and would rather be given the nod without having to earn it. Big fish, small pond, and all that.

Demonstrating the point even more, he continues:

 ”I read that the club [Arsenal] wanted to keep me. But when you want to keep someone, you do it by playing them. This hasn’t been the case.”

What? If Diarra honestly believes that’s how it works at big clubs, he will never ever make it. He has it all the wrong way around - at a big club you are not enticed to stay by being put out on the field on a regular basis, you entice the manager to keep you by impressing whenever you do get a chance and forcing your way in, exactly as Flamini did.

He seems to want the world handed to him on a plate and that attitude simply isn’t going to get him very far. He’s an excellent player, and I’m sure he’ll do well at Portsmouth, but the top managers aren’t stupid, and will be taking note of this ‘gimme, gimme, gimme’ attitude.

Having alienated both Chelsea and Arsenal, he now has to convince the Pompey fans he’s where he wants to be, which is a tough ask given that he quite clearly isn’t:

“The people at Portsmouth know I will not spend my life at this club. If I shine, if a really big club wants me, I know already that everything will go well.”

“Portsmouth are a respectable club.”

Respectable? Respectable?? Wow, what a compliment to pay your new employers. He’s at his third club since August and already he’s talking about moving on. Classy.

Diarra wants to play at the top, but doesn’t have the fight to put up with the competition for places. Unless he changed his attitude, he was never going to make it at Arsenal. The grass is not greener, Lassana.

So good riddance, frankly.

Ferguson, Giggs, Stapleton all wrong - Ronaldo still dives

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3rd December 2007, Alex Ferguson says of Cristiano Ronaldo, after he failed to win a penalty:

“The penalty kick incident is a result of perceived idea of the referee that Ronaldo dives”

3rd December 2007, Ryan Giggs then chips in:

“I think he is paying for his reputation. He did have a reputation (for diving) when he first came over here but that has gone now.”

4th December 2007, Frank Stapleton compliments Ronaldo on his honesty:

“It’s a pity because I think Ronaldo has taken diving out of his game now.”

8th December 2007, Man Utd are 3-1 up on Derby and cruising. Flick to three minutes in. I’ll let you judge for yourself.

In other news, Roy Keane sent Alf Inge Haaland a Christmas card this year, Blackburn are top of the fair play list, Rafa Benitez knows his best team, and John Terry is voted the face of the ‘respect the referee’ campaign.

PFA and Platini sound the broken record

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It’s a déjà vu feeling this morning as Arsenal once again come under fire for the lack of Englishmen in the squad, their transfer policy, and being entirely to blame for England failing to qualify for Euro 2008.

The major talking point is the PFA’s new report, the ridiculously titled ‘Meltdown’, in which the reasons for England’s failures are made clear. And most of the papers have picked up on the talk of a lack of Englishmen in the Premiership, and launched an attack on Arsenal. But when you read a little closer, it becomes apparent that Arsenal are not guilty of the charges laid out in the report:

“The bottom line is a very simple one. Older, ready-made foreign players are blocking young English players’ path into the Premier League.”

“We are not objecting to clubs bringing in young foreign players to their academies, because at least there is a level playing field there for young English players.”

Earlier in the week I explained how long young players have to wait before they become regulars for Arsenal. In the meantime, they are usually placed into the academy and youth setup, to learn their trade. Importantly, this is alongside the English players, of which there are plenty (the PFA point out that only 13 of 57 academy players at Arsenal in recent years have been foreigners).

Once in the youth setup, everyone has the same chance to graduate, and only the very best will. Is it Arsenal’s fault that the best ones happen not to be English? Or perhaps, is it because those English players of 14, before they reach the Arsenal setup, are far inferior technically and mentally to their foreign counterparts?

Arsenal rarely buy ready made foreigners, in fact they do this far less than Chelsea, Man City, Portsmouth, Liverpool and a whole host of other clubs not being accused by today’s tabloids. They buy young, nurture, and let the natural selection of talent occur. If Fabregas is better than Sidwell after a few years in the youth system, then which one will break into the first team and which one will be allowed to leave?

The PFA are trying to encourage youth development, by saying ‘we don’t mind if you bring foreigners in to your academies to join the English there, as long as you focus on your youth development to give all these players the best possible chance of reaching their potential’. What club does that better than Arsenal? The laboured point that the team often contains no Englishmen conveniently ignores the fact the players such as Cole, Sidwell, Bentley, Muamba, Harper and more came through the Arsenal setup and have made names for themselves in the Premiership. Cole and Bentley have even represented England, the others have simply not been good enough.

The PFA then makes a suggestion which doesn’t appear to help the English at all:

“Uefa have a rule that eight players in the 25-man squad for European club competitions must be home-grown.”

“We would like to extend that so at least three or four in the team, irrespective of nationality, have come through the club’s development programme.”

I can see what they’re trying to do here. By making clubs focus on players in their academy, even though they allow foreigners there, they are hoping that that the good English players will also receive more attention and perhaps become part of these three of four home grown players.

But Arsenal already do this. ‘Home-grown’ counts any player that has spent three years at the club between the ages of 15 and 21, so includes Fabregas, Clichy, Djourou, Bendtner, and Traore, as well as the English contingent of Randall, Connolly, Gilbert, and of course Walcott and Hoyte. This ruling will change nothing, except for altering the bench, as explained by Wenger:

“I was at the centre of an experience [in France] where we had to play three players in the squad who were under 21. You know what these people became? Professional bench players.”

“Every week they sat next to the manager, not only did more French players not play but they did not even play in the reserves or practice enough”

Quite.

Wenger has tried the English approach before, spending vast sums on Francis Jeffers, Richard Wright and more, but these players turned out not to be good enough. Look at the English players who came through the Arsenal setup - with the exception of Ashley Cole, who left through no fault of Arsenal’s, the likes of Sidwell, Harper and Bentley wouldn’t get in this Arsenal team. And if there was an Englishman out there who could, can you imagine how much they’d cost?

The fact is that the top English players are priced at a level only affordable by United and Chelsea in recent years. Only now, through foreign ownership, are other clubs able to splash the cash so freely. Arsenal, still under English rule (a point always ignored by the xenophobic press), have always had a policy of not spending beyond their means. The English equivalents of their team are wildly priced, if they even exist (which, comparing England to Arsenal, I suggest they don’t). Even Walcott, for all his talent, would’ve been cheaper if he had held a Spanish passport. It is a point endorsed by Gianluca Vialli:

“The sheer price of English players is the main turn-off. Shaun Wright-Phillips is worth £20 million because he’s English. If he were Portuguese, he’d cost a quarter of that.”

This is seen not only in the Premiership, but abroad. Not only do English managers refuse to spend ridiculous sums on these players, but how many Englishmen move abroad? Compare that to Spain, whose league rivals the Premiership, yet exports plenty of players to our shores. Could it be possible that the whole world sees our players lacking in value for money?

If buying English players is too expensive, only one realistic option remains - producing the players yourself. In 1998, Arsenal’s new academy opened, overseen by Arsene Wenger, and entrusted with the responsibility of training players the Arsenal way. And that includes English players, such as Henri Lansbury, who joined the club a year later, at the age of nine. Now seventeen, he is an England youth international and has now appeared for the Arsenal first team. The trouble in football is the lack of patience afforded by fans and the media - Lansbury has been with the club for eight years, listening to how Arsenal don’t give a chance to English players, and probably itching for his opportunity to prove the doubters wrong. And he isn’t alone - with a decent representation of Arsenal in young England sides, it will be a justification of every Wenger policy when they begin to step up and shine in a few years time. England players playing like Arsenal? And some have the temerity to suggest that Wenger is harming the English game?

While some of the PFA’s findings are based in reality, Michel Platini’s are anything but. He made a fresh attack on Wenger yesterday, and it was one of his more bizarre claims:

“Wenger is a friend but I don’t like his system to acquire young players.

“He never develops someone himself, he only buys the talents. That’s the wrong way.”

Really? Sixteen year old don’t come fully developed - Wenger signs young talent and develops them, guiding their career. Most players that have ever played for him dedicate their achievements to him. So quite how Platini makes the claim that Wenger ‘doesn’t develop players’ is beyond me. There are plenty of other clubs in the Premiership buying a team full of foreign players at their peak. To me, a criticism of those clubs would be more appropriate, but that wouldn’t match the flavour of the month, now would it?

With friends like Platini, who need enemies?

The intention of all of this is to find a way to revitalise the England football team, which is fair enough. So here’s a few pertinent facts.

There are 191 English players in the first team squads of the twenty Premiership clubs. An England teams fields eleven of these, or sometimes last season, nine, when Beckham and Hargreaves flew in from America and Germany respectively. There are plenty of players around, getting opportunities. The problem is simple - they are not good enough.

If the press truly believed that we haven’t been producing decent English players over the last decade, they wouldn’t have been going on about a ‘golden generation’. The fact that they’ve repeated this term ad nauseum until this year’s ultimate failure, suggests that we have in fact been producing a set of excellent footballers, and perhaps the talent in the country is there.

That the team has failed has been due to a number of factors. An inept coach certainly didn’t help, as these players were more than capable of qualifying for the tournament. But it was the style of play that was the giveaway - as Wenger has said repeatedly, the standard of football schooling in this country is atrocious, giving every other nation a massive headstart that it is rare to claw back after the age of sixteen. If you wish to compete on the world stage, you have to understand ball retention at any early age, and have more subtlety to your play that simply lumping the ball as far forward as possible.

The national footballing centre at Burton was supposed to solve this, based on the French talent factory of Clairefontaine, but was scrapped due to the spiralling costs of Wembley. This project must be relaunched.

The solution is not to mandate quotas, not to join the blame culture and insist that it is all the fault of Johnny Foreigner. The top players benefit from playing with others with comparable talent, and by the very definition of these players as the best we have, their teammates, if English, cannot be as good. Bringing excellent talent in from abroad will force everyone to raise their game.

And for the purposes of the England football team, it is only the top talent that we care about. How does it matter if the number of Englishmen in the Premiership has dropped from 400 to 200 if we only require the best eleven?

ITV commentators and their inability to do simple maths

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One thing that infuriates me when watching a match is when the commentator or analyst starts to spout complete garbage that it so blatantly wrong that you wonder how no-one is shutting them up.

Repeating these idiocies over and over often makes me reach for the mute button.

Take Tuesday night’s game. Throughout the second half, we heard repeatedly, ‘If Sevilla win this game, Arsenal can only win the group if Sevilla lose their final match’.

No.

If Sevilla draw, and Arsenal win, Arsenal win the group. It’s not that hard to work out, given that in that circumstance, both teams would’ve achieved exactly the same results in their games, Arsenal winning the head to head battle on goal difference. But over and over again they insisted that a draw would be good enough for Sevilla, which it quite blatantly wouldn’t.

It got even worse elsewhere. Rangers began the night one point ahead of Lyon, but having won 3-0 in France the Scots held the head to head advantage.

Throughout the night, Lyon kept falling behind and equalising. Rangers also kept falling behind and equalising. The upshot of this was that Rangers were sometimes level with Lyon, sometimes still one point ahead, and sometimes two points ahead.

The commentators went on and on about how each goal was either fantastic news or a complete disaster. In truth, they mattered not one jot.

Lyon and Rangers square off in the final match. If Rangers win or draw, they go through. If Lyon win, they go through. The scorelines on Tuesday never changed that. I couldn’t care less whether Rangers were one or two points ahead by the end of the night, and frankly, neither could they - they lose, and they’re still out.

This inability to see the bigger picture is not an affliction that only affects ITV. In last night’s Liverpool game, they kept on insisting, after the match, that Liverpool’s win gives them a much better chance of qualifying than if they’d drawn.

Really?

When both Liverpool and Marseille were level, Marseille were holding a three point lead, meaning Liverpool had to win the final game against them to go through.

Liverpool then took the lead, cutting the gap to one point, leaving them…..still needing to beat Marseille. A ‘crucial goal’, the commentators claimed.

And then the final bit of ‘good news’ - Marseille conceded a late goal, so both sides ended the night level of points. With Marseille leading the head to head battle, this series of events left Liverpool, erm, still needing a win.

So none of those ‘wonderful news’ goals made the slightest difference.

Sometimes I wonder what these clowns are paid for.

Wigan, Sevilla and Platini’s latest attack

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Arsenal 2 (Gallas 83, Rosicky 86) Wigan 0

It was a long time in coming, but the three points were eventually gained on Saturday, against a resilient Wigan who looked a lot more solid than in recent weeks.

Once again, it was captain William Gallas who made the decisive breakthrough, heading in Sagna’s excellent cross after good work from Bendtner. Rosicky’s second was inevitable once Wigan were forced to respond.

For a long time, it looked like last season again, plenty of possession but no cutting edge. But with the midfield makeshift but talented, and Adebayor losing a little form in front of goal, that isn’t a great surprise. The most important thing was that three points were taken on a day when they could so easily have been lost.

Elsewhere, Bolton forgot to roll over when United came to town, Anelka scoring the only goal of a game in which Ferguson was sent to the stands - he has since been charged. His post match comments were laced with hypocrisy:

“You expect a team near the bottom to battle, scrap and fight. But the key thing is how the referee controls it. He is the arbiter in terms of the application of the rules of football. That is where we feel a bit aggrieved.”

We’ve been saying the same about Bolton for years, but funnily enough Ferguson has always dismissed our complaints.

There was also good news from Chelsea, who, despite beating Derby, had Essien sent off for violent conduct. Essien only scored twice last season, but given that both were against us, it is superb news that he will be suspended for the trip to the Emirates.

John Terry had his customary strop, and I still have no idea how he gets away with it, while Avram Grant had this to say:

“I don’t want to say something against him [the referee] but I have a feeling - and I was warned about this before I came to Chelsea and I fear it’s true - that we are an easy target for getting red cards.”

Essien unnecessarily and aggressively whacked Kenny Miller round the head. And Grant wants to appeal the red card. Crazy.

Looking forward, and tonight sees the return Champions League fixture in Sevilla. With qualification already assured, Gallas, Clichy, Adebayor, Van Persie and the injured midfielders are left at home, so it should be an excellent opportunity for the likes of Bendtner, Traore, Gilberto, Senderos and maybe Eduardo to get some first team action.

It is in no way a meaningless match, as Sevilla would go top with a win, so Arsene is putting his full faith in the squad, and I for one am looking forward to it.

On a sour note, Michel Platini has once again decided to renew his attack on English football, and yet again, it is his considered opinion that it is all the fault of Arsenal:

“In Arsenal now you don’t have an English coach, English players, maybe not an English president soon. So why are they playing in England?”

Let’s break this down. Arsenal have one of the best coaches in the world at a time when it is widely accepted that there is a lack of decent Englishmen. Wenger is backed by a largely English team.

As for the players, if Platini examined the situation a little more carefully he’d realise than soon after Wenger arrived, he plowed resources into the youth setup, which is now bearing fruit as Arsenal have some excellent English talent aged between 15 and 18. As for the current England lot, they wouldn’t get in the Arsenal side.

But it is the last point which is most ridiculous - ‘maybe not an English president soon’. Putting aside the fact that English clubs don’t have presidents, he is criticising the club for something that has not yet happened, and that everyone connected with the club is doing everything they can to prevent.

Why, when the rest of the top six in the Premiership are all foreign owned, does that particular attack fall on us? It is simply a case of Platini following the badly researched, popular voice. The day he was elected UEFA president was a bad day for football. The man is a complete idiot.

Groan’s rants - Paul Parker talks rubbish about solving England problems

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Sometimes you read an article or a newspaper column and nod along, agreeing with the good points being made. Sometimes you don’t agree with the arguments, but understand the point of view.

And sometimes you read a column and wonder how on earth such moronic opinions could ever earn someone a pay packet for writing them. Come on down, Paul Parker.

I’ve long since disagreed with most of his columns, which are generally written to provoke, in the same way that so much of NewsNow is taken up with dramatic and misleading headlines. But this article takes the proverbial biscuit, coming up with ’solutions’ to the England debacle.

Here are his genius ideas:

1. Pick the right man for the job

Couldn’t agree more. We all know McLaren wasn’t the right man, the next choice must be a wise one. So Parker, in his infinite knowledge, makes his choice:

“Alan Shearer may be a 16-1 outsider, but he certainly gets my vote. I appreciate that he is inexperienced in terms of managing a team, but the players he will be working with do not need any more coaching - they are already good enough.”

England need a strong manager, someone who makes tough decisions and says things as he sees them. Shearer, judging from his punditry, has a backside full of splinters from all the fences he sits on. He is dull, uninspiring, and would pander to the media.

As for the notion that the players are ‘already good enough’, Parker must be living in the same deluded world as some of these so-called ’superstars’. Was he not watching on Wednesday night?

2. Limit the number of foreigners in the game

Ah, here we go again. Never mind the fact that these foreigners have added so much to the English game, taught the homegrown players skill and craft, and changed the style with which football in this country is played, Parker and his band of Little Englanders insist on blaming them for the shortcomings of the national team.

This argument is so transparent that it is incredible it is given any credence, yet it is repeated ad nauseatum as if nothing could be more obvious.

There are 355 English players registered with the twenty Premiership clubs. Granted, most of these are reserves, but there are still plenty in and around the respective first teams. It is a much misrepresented fact that foreigners have pushed Englishmen out of our top teams, when in reality, they have mostly replaced the Welsh, Scottish and Irish. When you begin to examine the figures, they show quite clearly that there are still plenty of homegrown players available at the top, not the sharp decline the press would have you believe.

And so what if it is more difficult for a journeyman player to make it in the Premiership? They are not the sort of player England looks to. If the number of English regulars reduces from 100 to 50, how does that matter? Those that miss out are those not good enough, and the top talents still make it, benefiting from playing with the best players from overseas, rather than the inadequate also-rans.

The only way a top club can harm the English national team is by buying the top talent and not playing them. Yet Chelsea, for their treatment of Shaun Wright-Phillips, are vilified far less than Arsenal, whose lack of English players therefore does not affect the national side one iota.

Steven Gerrard’s comments about reducing the number of foreign players in the league are ludicrous when you look at the Liverpool squad, complete with average players from overseas, while xenophobic and lazy opinions such as Parker’s are borne simply of a desperation to blame anyone but our own.

I thought Britain was proud of being multicultural and open?

3. Address the silly money in today’s game

Good luck with that one - football is a massive business. Television companies make extraordinary sums from their coverage, and thus pay top dollar for the privilege. With that money flowing through the game, the players are right to feel, as the product, that they deserve a large cut of it. It is the simple law of supply and demand.

Besides, there is a myth in the country that footballers are the richest sportsmen on the planet. Have you seen the salaries of top baseball and American football players recently?

“Money changes everything and when huge rewards are laid on a plate for players, it is all too easy to become idle”

The gap between the salaries of the top players, and those behind them, is astronomical. So conversely, the financial reward of being at the top is surely a great motivation for getting there?

4. Scrap academies

For his final point, Paul Parker finally and completely loses the plot.

“Scrapping academies can only have a beneficial effect in the future. Kids of 10 or 11 do not want to be forced into playing or training three times a week; they love the game because they love winning and playing with their mates”

Does this not say everything about the character of footballers in this country? His argument that players should not actually be trained to play football, but should lark about with friends and learn next to nothing, is ludicrous. Players from abroad are honing their skills at this crucial early age, learning technique and precision. Ours are running around like headless chickens, being taught to ‘give it 110%’.

If ‘kids of 10 or 11′ want to make it as top class footballers, they have to be willing to train or play three times a week. And if they truly love the game, surely they’ll love getting better at it?

“By forcing them to train at academies in a regimented atmosphere, all the fun is taken out of the game; how then are they supposed to develop into top players?”

How exactly will they turn into top players if the don’t train? And surely a down to earth young footballer wouldn’t lose interest in the game simply because someone was teaching them how to pass the ball along the ground instead of hoofing it up to their tallest friend?

And then, as a coup de grace, Parker concluded as follows:

“I used to train once a week when I was a kid - the likes of Matt Le Tissier did the same, and he turned out alright”

Holding Matt Le Tissier up as an example of a footballer with the right attitude, who reached the peak of his abilities because he never lost enthusiasm for the game?

As I remember it, Le Tissier was one of the most naturally gifted footballers to grace these shores in decades, but never fulfilled his massive potential because, quite honestly, he couldn’t be bothered.

If his is the attitude we want to instill in our young players, we’d better get used to the mediocrity we saw this week.

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